Are you an Aussie watching the Super Bowl? No idea which team to support? No idea, full stop? (Read: Just watching in order to have a beer before noon without public scorn?) Fear not, as this guide will assist you in making an informed decision… Or at the very least, a decision.
The Denver Broncos
Team slogans: 'Mile High Mania', 'Mile High Football'
(May or may not still be owned by one Homer J. Simpson).
The Carolina Panthers
Team slogan: 'Keep Pounding!'